Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Frothy Rocket Crotch

You heard me.

My good friend Stef coined this little gem last night in reference to a redheaded male's un-manscaped crotch region and I have to say, there has never been one better. Can you not picture exactly, and I mean exactly, what she's talking about? I know. Me too. Pubes that look like the ethereal mist at the bottom of Niagra Falls.

Amazing. Stef says "you're welcome":

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Promoted pussy

Cute or sad? You be the judge.

I know this is old news by now, but I need to talk a bit about Tama the Super Station Master Cat. Tama got a promotion from "station master" to "super station master" after ridership on the train at the station which she inhabits rose 10% in the last fiscal year, or an increase of 1.1 billion Yen. She is the "only female in a managerial postion" at the company and is the first cat to become an executive of a railroad corporation. No, I'm not making this up, and yes, this all happened in Japan (obv).

Tama is rewarded for her efforts (what efforts?) with a cape and a hat with a feather and free food from the railway company. She also lives in a rent-free converted ticket-booth equipped with a litter box and blankies. Shit, we should all be so lucky.

Did I mention she has two assistants, Chibi and Miiko? And that they are cats also?

Still don't believe me?

Let's consider the women who work at this company: They (probably) work twice as hard as all the men, only to see the only managerial postion in the ENTIRE company go to a CAT. Not only this, but this company choice is celebrated by the president of said company in a ceremony at which the MAYOR of the TOWN gives a speech. I can here their internal monologues of "WTF!!!!" from here.

Japan: 100%...... something. Dunno yet.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Happy Groundhog Day!

I love this day because the 112 year tradition devoted to it is 100% insane.

So, for those of us concerned with such matters, it seems that Punxsutawney Phil (groundhog) saw his shadow this morning in Gobbler's Knob, PA, which means there will be 6 more weeks of winter. Darn.

Video of Phil here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4aK9GIsTA

More information on this fucked-up subject here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day